If green beans strung on a string and dried are called "Leather Britches", then does that mean when you string peppers on a string and dry them, that you get "Hot Pants"?

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What do you get when Commander Raab disappears with a chicken?

No Harm, no fowl.

(This is what happens when we get bored when watching JAG.)

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Phalangeal dyslexia: When your fingers move independent of your brain while typing.

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What kind of fungus can be two animals at once?

Chicken of the Woods - C.O.W.

(This is a geeky mycology joke, mushroom hunters will get it.)

(For the even more geeky - Laetiporus spp, including L. sulphureus, L. cinncinatus, L. conifericola, L. gilbertsonii, L. huroniensis, and probably a few others.)

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Seven hens equals 14 feet of chicken.

(Observed when preparing to butcher chickens, and save the feet for broth.)

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How many animals can you fit in your boots?

10 piggies and 2 calves!